Taylor's Myths

I can recall, when I was a little sponge, my mother would get up every morning and cook breakfast for my father and I. My mother would cook some pancakes, biscuits with fresh jelly jam, bacon, sausage and eggs. Those were the best days of my life. While she was cooking I would be outside rolling around on my skateboard. She would yell out the kitchen window when the food was ready. She was the best mother ever.  Just as frequent as she would cook breakfast, she would say,"Now, SpongeBob you be a good boy today and STAY AWAY from the skate park down town". I never really understood why she would tell me that everyday. Me, being the good boy that I was, I never went to the skate park downtown. It was time to go to school after breakfast and I saw the bus parked outside the house. I asked my mother if it was okay that I rode my skate board to school. Surprisingly she said, "Yes, SpongeBob. Be safe son.".  I screamed out, "YOUR'E THE BEST MOM!...

It's the end of another day at the Crusty Crab and I still did not get tipped. Do you have a minute to let me vent? I am going to start from the day I was hired!    I can remember the day I was hired like it was yesterday. I ran into my boss, Mr.Crab at Bikini Mart and he offered me a job at the crusty crab as a cook. He told me the pay would be good the longer I stayed. As a cook, it is my duty to cut all the vegetables, and prep the food. It is also my duty to clean out the greaser and the kitchen. I have to cook the food fresh as well! This job is very demanding. How is it, that I only get $11.00 an hour and Squidward gets his pay check and tips. I never really understood that because my job is very demanding.    I always go home with a smile no matter how upset this makes me. I usually get up for a morning run but I decided to do it at night today. As I was running through Bikini Bottom I hear some sound noises coming from Crusty Crab. I saw Squidward inside the ...